Back To The Future, according to its taglines

There are pictures of me from high school where I’m obviously going for a Marty McFly look. Which is why I’m certain 70% of plutonium is used by people attempting to go back in time to slap themselves. 

Back To The Future has its 25th anniversary on July 3. The year 1985 plays such a big role in all three films, it’s hard to forget it. I had to look up the date, though. 

And that’s where I discovered that the movie sure had a lot of taglines:

He's the only kid ever to get into trouble before he was born. [UK]

17 year old Marty McFly got home early 

last night. 30 years early.

1.21 gigawatts of fun!*

He was never in time for his classes... 

He wasn't in time for his dinner... 

Then one day... he wasn't in his time at all.

Marty McFly’s open. To a world of change.*

For everyone who’s been itching for more from the star of Poison Ivy!*

His Family Ties have just come undone.*

Marty McFly just broke the time barrier. He's only got one week to get it fixed.

Go back in time before you knew Crispin Glover was such a weirdo. (Re-release)*


What do you bet Eric Stoltz wishes he had a time machine about now?*

*Made-up. I'd love to hear your versions. (Somebody's gotta make this funny.)